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Kids Say the Darndest Things by Pamela

During a Memorial day camping trip our second to oldest was about 4 at the time. At a local mini mart we went to buy some goodies for S'mores. While walking out there was a very old gentleman sitting on a bench just outside the door. He had to be 70+. Well, our darling angel who was walking behind us enjoying her popsicle stopped in front of him and kindly said, " I am sorry that you will be dead soon." All I could do was walk over (pray he didn't hear her) swoop her up and I .... RAN!

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Literally, Following Directions by Angela

We were setting the table for Thanksgiving and my then four-year old daughter wanted to be helpful. We gave her the task of putting condiments on the table. Grandma, started with handing her the salt and pepper shakers and said, "Katy, could you please put the salt and pepper on the table?" Plates in hand, I walked in a few minutes later to see my daughter very diligently sprinkling salt and pepper all over the table. I didn't skip a beat and continued my task, but I was laughing inside.

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Cupcakes by Allison

I went to run errands while our 2 year old daughter spent some quality time with her daddy. While he was using the restroom she burst in the door, looked down seriously while pointing at his man parts, and said "daddy are those things cupcakes?". Humiliated, he squealed like a girl and quickly shut the door. When I came home she wanted to know why she does not have cupcakes. Needless to say my husband was very thankful to have me back, so he did not have to answer anymore questions!

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Sticky Fingers...Or Are They? by Tabatha

One day my son was having some fruit snacks. As I was folding laundry I would glance to make sure he was okay. He gets down from his chair and I notice that he's wiping his fingers on his shirt. So thinking he played with his snacks and has some "sticky" on them I call him over to clean them. I start to try and wipe the "sticky" off myself with no luck. I'm a second away from putting his finger in my mouth to get the "sticky" off when he laughs and says "mommy poo poo!" and yes, it was POOP!