Funny Mom Story Contest

Every mom has a wild adventure, an embarrassing tale, or a hilarious story to tell. If you have a funny mom story and would like to enter it in our next contest please click on the link below.

The winning author will receive their choice of any Momspit product.

CONGRATULATIONS TO GINGER! Her story had the most votes and she'll be receiving our prize!

Enter now for our next contest.

Lock That Door - by Lisa

When my older sons were about 2 &d 3, I really didn't worry about locking the bathroom door. It was like that had some super sensitive hearing and KNEW when that lock clicked. So I just didn't bother, until... One day I was in need of a feminine hygiene product. I unwrapped it and was just about to..."use" it when the door was flung open & my oldest asked: "MOM, WHY ARE YOU PUTTING THAT IN YOUR WIENIE!?!?!" I now lock the door!

New Pet - by Amanda

My 3 year old son found a dead frog on our driveway. My husband told him it was a toad, not a frog. He has trouble with "toad" and it comes out "turd". He began asking questions:"Why is there a dead turd on our driveway?" & "Why are there ants on the turd?" We took this opportunity to talk to him about the circle of life. Almost as soon as we finished he asked "Can I poke the turd with a stick?" & "Can I spray water on the turd?" I guess the story on life & death went in one ear & out the other.

Mommy's Penis by Ginger

After attempting to shower with my son's little hands pressed against the shower door saying, "Mama, are you almost done?" at least one hundred and seventeen times, I was toweling off while he quizzically looked my body up and down. "Mama, where's your penis?" he asked innocently. I told him I didn't have one because I'm a girl. He gave me a look that said he didn't really believe me before looking me over again. Then he said, "Oh, there it is mama. It's just really tiny."

Stinky Bathroom by Rhiana

My 4 yr old son and I were at McDonald's a few weeks ago. Being almost 7 months pregnant, I had to use the bathroom after drinking all my pop. So we walk into the bathroom, wait our turn, go into the stall and my son Andrew says pretty loudly "Mom, why does it smell SO bad in here!?" and I proceeded to 'shush' him, so he thought that he could repeat himself, by whispering the same question, just as loudly! Then he added "It smells disgusting! What did that lady do in here?" I was so embarrassed!