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Mom Quotations
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Enjoy these great Mother Quotes!
"Mommy brain: when your grey matter turns into grey hair..." Ian Nelson
"I suffer from M.A.D.D. - Mommy Attention Deficit Disorder."
~Raenita
"The phrase " working mother " is redundant."
~Jane Sellman
"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
~Erma Bombeck
"I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on."
~Roseanne Barr
"Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard"
~ Author Unknown
"You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back."
~William D. Tammelus
"Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life."
~ Author Unknown
"Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease."
~ Lisa Alther
"A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. "
~Peter De Vries
"The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new."
~Rajneesh
"Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body."
~Elizabeth Stone
"If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylum would be filled with mothers."
~Edgar Watson Howe
"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"
~Milton Berle
"I know how to do anything - I'm a Mom."
~Roseanne Barr
"It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it."
~The Golden Girls
"The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn't getting enough sleep."
~ John Fiebig
"I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids."
~Unknown
"Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going."
~ Phyllis Diller
"It is amazing how quickly the kids learn the operation of the DVD, yet are unable to understand the vacuum cleaner."
~Etienne Marchal
"Raising a kid is part joy and part guerilla warfare."
~Ed Asner
"By and large, mothers and housewives are the only workers who do not have regular time off. They are the great vacationless class."
~Anne Morrow Lindbergh
"A mother is she who can take the place of all others but
whose place no one else can take."
-- Cardinal Mermillod
"A mother is not a person to lean on but a person to make leaning unnecessary."
-- Dorothy Canfield Fisher
"Whatever else is unsure in this stinking dunghill of a world a mother's love is not."
-- James Joyce
"Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president, but they don't want them to become politicians in the process."
-- John Fitzgerald Kennedy
"Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother."
-- Lin Yutang
"To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power."
-- Maya Angelou
"There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep."
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
"The hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world."
-- William Ross Wallace
"I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as I used to."
— Pamela Anderson
"There is no friendship, no love, like that of the parent for the child."
-- Henry Ward Beecher
“A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.”
-Tenneva Jordan
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