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Mom Quotations

The World Pays Homage to Moms.... as it Should! 

Enjoy these great Mother Quotes!

"I suffer from M.A.D.D. - Mommy Attention Deficit Disorder."                                          ~Raenita

"The phrase " working mother " is redundant."                                                                    ~Jane Sellman

"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.                                                                                                ~Erma Bombeck

"I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on."                                  ~Roseanne Barr

"Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard"                          ~ Author Unknown

"You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back."                 ~William D. Tammelus

"Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life."
~ Author Unknown

"Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease."
~ Lisa Alther

"A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. "
~Peter De Vries

"The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new."
~Rajneesh

"Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body."
~Elizabeth Stone

"If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylum would be filled with mothers."
~Edgar Watson Howe

"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"
~Milton Berle

"I know how to do anything - I'm a Mom."                                                                          ~Roseanne Barr


"It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it."
~The Golden Girls


"The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn't getting enough sleep."
~ John Fiebig

"I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids."
~Unknown

"Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going."
~ Phyllis Diller

"It is amazing how quickly the kids learn the operation of the DVD, yet are unable to understand the vacuum cleaner."
~Etienne Marchal


"Raising a kid is part joy and part guerilla warfare."
~Ed Asner

"By and large, mothers and housewives are the only workers who do not have regular time off. They are the great vacationless class."
~Anne Morrow Lindbergh

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