Mom Quotations The World Pays Homage to Moms.... as it Should! Enjoy these great Mother Quotes!

"The happiest families are those in which the children are properly spaced...about 10 feet apart. ~Unknown

"Raising a teenager is like nailing Jell-O to the wall." ~Unknown

"If a mother's place is in the home, why am I always in the car?"~Unknown

"Mommy brain: when your grey matter turns into grey hair..."    Ian Nelson

"I suffer from M.A.D.D. - Mommy Attention Deficit Disorder."                                        
 ~Raenita

"The phrase " working mother " is redundant."                                                                   
~Jane Sellman

"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.                                                                                               
~Erma Bombeck

"There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy’s life when he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure." -Mark Twain

"I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on."                                 
~Roseanne Barr

"Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard"                         
~ Author Unknown

"You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back."                
~William D. Tammelus

"All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them." ~Erma Bombeck

"Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life."
~ Author Unknown

"Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease."
~ Lisa Alther

"A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. "
~Peter De Vries

"The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new."
~Rajneesh

"My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? " ~Erma Bombeck

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. " ~Fran Lebowitz

""Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body."
~Elizabeth Stone

"If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylum would be filled with mothers."
~Edgar Watson Howe

"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"
~Milton Berle

"I know how to do anything - I'm a Mom."                                                                        
 ~Roseanne Barr


"It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it."
~The Golden Girls


"The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn't getting enough sleep."
~ John Fiebig

"I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids."
~Unknown

"Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going."
~ Phyllis Diller

"It is amazing how quickly the kids learn the operation of the DVD, yet are unable to understand the vacuum cleaner."
~Etienne Marchal


"Raising a kid is part joy and part guerilla warfare."
~Ed Asner

"By and large, mothers and housewives are the only workers who do not have regular time off. They are the great vacationless class."
~Anne Morrow Lindbergh

"A mother is she who can take the place of all others but
whose place no one else can take."
-- Cardinal Mermillod

"A mother is not a person to lean on but a person to make leaning unnecessary."
-- Dorothy Canfield Fisher

"Whatever else is unsure in this stinking dunghill of a world a mother's love is not."
-- James Joyce

"Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president, but they don't want them to become politicians in the process."
-- John Fitzgerald Kennedy

"Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother."
-- Lin Yutang

"To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power."
-- Maya Angelou

"There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep."
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"The hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world."
-- William Ross Wallace

"I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as I used to."
— Pamela Anderson

"There is no friendship, no love, like that of the parent for the child."
-- Henry Ward Beecher

“A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.”
-Tenneva Jordan